Revelers perform sprightly machine-gun dance to celebrate impending end of "security chaos"

I'm too polite to wonder, of course, if this may actually portend the continuation of security chaos. From Al-Hayat Al-Jedida courtesy of Google Language Tools:

Muhaned Jadou - Dhiab said Major General Ali "Abu Al-Fath" Commander of the National Security Forces in the northern governorates, the public security forces, up day and night in order to serve our people in various shades and colors, stressing that the security plan was not directed against any party, But aimed at ending the security chaos phenomenon in the governorate of Jenin.

This came during a speech Brigade "Abu Al-Fath", during the festival organized by the Mass yesterday, the People's Committee of the services in the Jenin refugee camp, Fatah and Events camp, support and supports the efforts of security agencies in implementing the security plan "smile and hope" to impose the rule Public law and order in the governorate of Jenin. He saluted the brigade "Abu Al-Fath" and those who attend the festival, said that this festival important step to unify Palestinian ranks, and devote all efforts to build a strong society capable of building and development, on the road to establishing an independent Palestinian state.

He thanked Major General "Abu Al-Fath" All delegates, events and personalities for their solidarity and would stand together with public security forces and support in implementing the security plan "smile and hope" to impose law and order in the governorate of Jenin.

Ah, the audacity of hope.

Update: You'll feel like doing a sprightly machine-gun dance when you check out the blog-carnival equivalents of security plan "smile and hope." The "smile" aspect is amply covered by Carnival of the Insanities. In keeping with the insanity theme, you also might drool a bit. On the hope front, Frume Sarah is making a hopeful debut as host of Haveil Havalim.

Tags: Israel, Palestinians, Fatah, security chaos