One lone rage boy

Listen children to a story, very steep of learning curve
'bout (PBUH) Hazrat Mohammed, and kuffars with a lot of nerve
Folks in Denmark held a party, a sort-of scarecrow barbecue
They didn't learn their boycott lesson, the thing that you should never do

Go ahead and poke the Ummah, burn their guy in effigy
Do it in the name of freedom, without responsibility
Won't be no McDonald's open, come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after, one lone rage boy limps away

So the infidels of Denmark made a man of cloth and straw
Took a match and lit its turban, soon the flames went down its maw
The Islamophobic bloggers braced themselves for what would be
Rushdie hoped 'twould be diverting: "Maybe they'll forget about me."

Go ahead and poke the Ummah, burn their guy in effigy
Do it in the name of freedom, without responsibility
Won't be no McDonald's open, come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after, one lone rage boy limps away

Now the Ummah seethed with anger: mount a protest, scream with rage,
Hold a violent demonstration, push the goons to center stage
Now they stood beside the figure on the mountain, dark and red,
Raised it up and viewed its name-tag: "Carlsberg Beer" was all it said.

Go ahead and poke the Ummah, burn their guy in effigy
Do it in the name of freedom, without responsibility
Won't be no McDonald's open, come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after, one lone rage boy limps away

Crossposted on Soccer Dad

Tags: Islam, Denmark, Mohammed, rage, song parodies