Sunday, March 16, 2014

A post which accepts a certain amount of drinking, and even drunkenness, on Purim, but warns against overdoing it

Barf! huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Barf! huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Barf! huh, Gevalt!
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, Barf, I reprove
Because it means destruction
Of innocent booze

Barf means tears
When mothers view the muddle
With their sons face down
In a single-malt puddle

I said, Barf! huh
Gevalt, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Barf! Gevalt!
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Barf! it ain't nothing
But a tragedy
Barf, friend only to the distillery
Ooooh, Barf
It's an enemy to all Yid-kind
The point of barf blows my mind
Barf has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Engorgement then disgorgement
Who wants to barf
Aaaaah, barf-huh
Gevalt y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Barf! huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Barf, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Barf, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Barf! huh, Gevalt
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Barf, it ain't nothing but bad for Jewry
Barf, it's got one friend
That's the brewery
Ooooh, barf has shattered
Many a young man's seuda
Made him discolored, bitter and putrid
Purim is much too short and precious
To spend unconscious these days
Barf can't give simcha
It can only take it away

Ooooh, Barf! huh
Gevalt y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Barf, whoa, Gevalt
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Barf, it ain't nothing but bad for Jewry
Barf, friend only to the brewery
Simcha, joy and moderation
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must binge to have our simcha
Hashem knows there's got to be a better way

Ooooooh, Barf! huh
Gevalt y'all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Barf, huh
Gevalt y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing

Monday, March 10, 2014

"America world knows today engineered" (PressTV)

That headline should be read something like "The America that the world knows today was engineered." Here is an excerpt from one of the crazier blasts from Veterans Today to feature at PressTV, courtesy of Gordon Duff. The event that seems to prompt all this conspiracy theorizing is America's not taking Russia's side in the Ukraine:
[...] There is another question “out there.” Are Americans simply monsters, are they stupid, robotic, propagandized or something else? Why is America “unrecognizable?”

[...] It wasn’t until 1980, four years before the Orwellian prediction, that the program began in earnest with the publication of From Psyop to, Mind War, an operational outline of the plan by the military to use any means necessary to defeat the free will of the American people and eventually the world.

The authors, Major General Paul Vallely, champion of Zionism and the “Christian Taliban” and General Michael Aquino, Head of the Satanic Churches of America and accused mass child sex criminal are less the “strange bedfellows” that they may seem.

Today Vallely is seen with Al Qaeda in Syria or managing “issues” in Ukraine while directing the propaganda war against the Obama government. Aquino is a creature of the shadows, reputedly the real NSA chief, more commonly known as “Satan’s messenger on earth.”

As dedicated “Freudians,” Vallely and Aquino chose to target “the Id,” the primal recesses of the reptilian nature of humanity. The direction chosen, distrust of all institutions, the “hive mind” of the insect, collective fear and xenophobia, class envy, racial hatred, religious strife, resentment of intellectual accomplishment, driven by dark propaganda and, eventually, false flag terrorism, these are the tools that have made America “unrecognizable.”

What was initiated was a comprehensive program using both “active” and “passive” psychological warfare against the American people. Primary targeting was done through the media and public education. However, the most insidious aspects involved direct government manipulation of religion, both “conventional” and “occult,” and full penetration and control of not only secret societies but special interest groups like the American Legion and National Rifle Association.

The funding evidence for these “dark projects” has popped to the surface over the years with scientists unable to stop themselves from taking credit for “dark discoveries” which, from time to time, show up in prestigious journals. Dozens of “whistleblowers” have come forward as well. [...]

"Hamas: Commander killed in accidental Gaza explosion" (Maan News)

Did you know that Shakespeare refers to this sort of scenario with the expression "hoist with his own petard"?
The military wing of Hamas said on Saturday evening that a field commander was killed in an accidental "internal explosion" in the Hashashin neighborhood of Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip, while medical sources said that nine others were wounded.

The Qassam Brigades said that Ibrahim Nagib al-Ghoul, 30, was killed in the explosion.

A spokesman for the Gaza Strip Ministry of Health Ashraf al-Qidra said that the majority of the nine individuals wounded in the explosion were suffering from serious injuries.

Al-Qidra said that five of the wounded were taken to Abu Yousef al-Najjar Hospital in Rafah, while the four others were transferred to the European Gaza Hospital.

No details of the cause of the explosion were released.
"Details"? Like which body parts splattered against which objects?

Monday, March 03, 2014

PressTV: "issues involving chemical weapons in Syria and the alleged nuclear developments in Iran, both of which were contrived and fabricated events just as much as the 9/11"

The one quoted is one James Fetzer, another of the endless parade of Veterans Today writers featured at PressTV. Notice the support for Putin's adventures in Ukraine at the end:
An American political activist says he hopes Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s requests from US President Barack Obama will fall “on deaf ears.”

Obama is set to meet Netanyahu at the White House later today to discuss Middle East diplomacy.

Obama told Bloomberg View that he will urge Israel's leader to support a US-drafted framework for the so-called peace deal with the Palestinians, or face more international isolation in the future. But Netanyahu, in his turn, will try to get the White House involved in its own version of the Middle East policy.

“Netanyahu is of course notorious for his efforts to deploy the Mossad to participate in false flag attacks and undermine diplomatic resolutions of issues involving chemical weapons in Syria and the alleged nuclear developments in Iran, both of which were contrived and fabricated events just as much as the 9/11,” James Henry Fetzer, editor of Veterans Today, told Press TV on Monday.

Referring to the recent political crisis in Ukraine, the American journalist said, “The visit of Benjamin Netanyahu with President Obama at the White House is at a historical climb in European affairs,” when the Americans and the Israelis are “collaborating together to undermine the democracy and the stability in Ukraine.”

Over the past two decades “the United States has spent $5 billion to subvert Ukraine,” and “tear Ukraine away from its historic relationship with Russia,” he added,

Fetzer said Russia’s Vladimir Putin will not let the US drag Ukraine under the influence of Europe as “we are on the brink of what could turn out to be a World War III.” But, he added, “I believe Vladimir Putin has the ability to skillfully navigate these issues.”

Saturday, March 01, 2014

PressTV: "James Tague, key JFK assassination witness, dies at 77" (Israel killed JFK)

I know what these things are going to say before I read them:
A US Air Force veteran and a material witness to the November 22, 1963 assassination of former American President John F. Kennedy has died at the age of 77.

James Tague died at his home 113 kilometers north of Dallas on Friday following a brief illness, his daughter Suanna Holloway said on Saturday. “It happened very fast,” Holloway said. “He was a fantastic father.”

Tague was standing by Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas when the assassin(s) fired shots on Kennedy. A bullet presumably aiming for Kennedy instead took a weird curb near where Tague was standing and sent debris flying into his face, leaving him slightly injured.

“It was just skin-deep, that’s all there was to it,” Tague said three months ago on the 50th anniversary of the assassination of Kennedy.

Tague was called by the Warren Commission on the Assassination of President Kennedy to testify on July 28, 1964. The commission endorsed the “lone gunman theory,” which is largely dependent on the “magic bullet theory.” Tague’s testimony contributed to the “magic bullet theory.”

JFK researcher Debra Conway said the commission was likely to settle with two shots striking Kennedy and one hitting Texas Gov. John Connally. “But because Mr. Tague was near the missed shot and was wounded … they had to account for the missed shot,” said Conway. “Jim is a very important witness.”

Critics have long questioned the “magic bullet theory,” arguing that the bullet could not have passed through multiple layers and angles.

Kennedy was shot as he rode in an open car through in Dallas.

Although official inquiries have determined Lee Harvey Oswald, a former Marine Corps veteran, was responsible for the assassination, Kennedy's murder is still shrouded in mystery.

The 46-year-old president, who had been in office only for three years, is often ranked among the country’s most revered presidents.

However, JFK is also remembered for ordering one of the most disastrous parts of the Cold War, the failed Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba by a CIA-trained paramilitary force of Cuban exiles.

Kennedy was also the only US president, who strongly opposed Israel’s nuclear weapons program.

In an interview with Press TV on November 23, 2013, Kevin Barrett, an American political commentator, said that Israel was behind the assassination of Kennedy because he opposed Israel’s plans of becoming a nuclear power in the Middle East.