Ahmadinejad delivers ultimate threat to U.S. and U.K.: "definitely you won’t be placed inside Iranians circle of friendship with such hasty comments"

Interested in satirizing the English mannerisms of the Iranian press? Use the words "stance" and "stances" alot:

Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recommended western countries on Sunday to keep away from the country’s domestic issues.

Addressing the US President and British Prime Minister over their stances towards Iran June 12 presidential elections Ahmadinejad noted,” definitely you won’t be placed inside Iranians circle of friendship with such hasty comments thus I recommend you to rectify your interventionist stances.”

Yet the enemies are not aware that 70 million people of Iran are against interference of foreigners and against the arrogance, he added.