Wednesday, July 14, 2010

More pine-related great leaps forward

Remember the one about pine needle soda? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet, silly Imperialist!
The Pyongyang Natural Perfume Institute developed and introduced very efficacious green pine perfume into various fields.

Generating ozone in the air, this green pine perfume, natural perfume, helps people feel refreshed and it is widely used in the environmental protection, public health and food industry and other fields for its wonderful efficacy.

The institute succeeded in producing the above-said perfume on the basis of a scientific clarification that essential oil extracted from pine trees, pine-nut trees and other trees is of diverse nature such as sedation, antibiosis, insect-killing and the adjustment of plant growth.

This perfume giving off the same fresh fragrance as that of pine and citrus fruit is good for the prevention and treatment of the high blood pressure, cerebral hemorrhage and thrombosis and the enhancement of heart function and treatment of diabetes, stomach trouble, etc. as it helps reduce cholesterol level to normal, promotes digestion and purifies blood.

It is particularly good for protecting the health of computer users, developing IQ of children and increasing the kinesthetic reaction of sportspersons. It is also good for keeping the air in the room fresh. [...]
Ah, that delightful smell! And my cerebral hemorrhage feels sooo much better . . .

Update: The latest Haveil Havalim is particularly good for protecting the health of computer users, developing IQ of children and increasing the kinesthetic reaction of sportspersons.

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