You know you're a Ba'al Teshuvah when . . .

You know you're a Ba'al Teshuvah when you learn most of the famous Jewish melodies you know from your kid's kiddie music tapes. So you're at a wedding, and the band starts playing some melody that everyone else associates with Hebrew words, and what flashes through your brain? Uncle Moishy words! "If your sister lost her keys, help her find them won't you please . . . "