Hillary in Pocket

Got votes in pocket
Got a pantsuit, I'm gonna use it
Election, I feel selected
Gotta make me, make me, make me POTUS

Connections, and planted questions
Got praxis, raisin' taxes
No reason, just seems so pleasing
Gotta make me, make me, make me POTUS

(CHORUS)

Gonna use my right
Gonna use my left
Gonna raise a child
Gonna use my village
Gonna use my Hubby
Gonna use my, my, my machinations

'Cause I gonna make you see
Nobody else here
Is a dynasty
Potential, potential
Gonna be really presidential
Give it to me

Momentum, I can't miss a beat
Got funding, it's Hsu reet
My rough beast is slouching towards you
Gotta make me, make me, make me POTUS

(CHORUS)

'Cause I gonna make you see
Nobody else here
Is a dynasty
Potential, Potential
Gonna be really presidential
Give it to me

'Cause I gonna make you see
Nobody else here
Is a dynasty
Potential, potential
Gonna be really presidential

Crossposted on Soccer Dad

Tags: song parodies, Pretenders, Hillary Clinton