New horizons in stupidity

I don't usually post "oddly-enough" stories, but here is an AP story about a man who got arrested after trying to buy $476 worth of stuff at Walmart with a fake million dollar bill. The following sentence suggests an interesting scene:

Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.

Were they ready to laugh it off, but he kept bugging them?

Oh, and speaking of new horizons in stupidity, Angry Arab unwittingly linked to an AP story about the goings on Beit Shemseh a few days ago and titled the post "What the Western press does not covered [sic] about the Zionist usurping entity." His link is to the Times of India, which does not credit the AP.