"Might of Singlehearted Unity Displayed in 2005"

This is from the (North) Korean News, of course. This has to be the year-end article to end all year-end articles:

Juche 94 (2005) is a proud year when the entire officers and men of the Korean People's Army and people powerfully demonstrated once again the might of single-minded unity centering around the leader and the Party. Leader Kim Jong Il clearly indicated the road ahead of the general onward march of the Songun revolution this year to celebrate the 60th anniversaries of the Workers' Party of Korea and national liberation and wisely led the army and people in the van of the march.

The most Songun sentence:

Infinitely inspired by the devotion of Kim Jong Il, the whole Party, the whole army and the entire people made signal successes in all fields, political, military, economic and cultural, and thus celebrated the 60th birthday of the WPK as a grand festival of victors.

While the author was writing that last sentence he was thinking "If only I could have a potato to eat." Can you guess where the author's stomach growled in this next sentence?

All the successes made by the single-minded unity show the unswerving will of the servicepersons and people to build a great prosperous powerful socialist nation without fail in any adversities, rallied close around the leader.

Tags: juche-coupes, North Korea