What a little Peach Juice can do . . .

He's lucky she was French. If she had been Spanish, he would now be one of the world's most influential Scientologists. From MPAC-UK:

It was the sight of peach juice dripping from the chin of a teenage French female nudist, that led a Cambridgeshire public schoolboy to convert to Islam. Thirty-five years later, Timothy Winter – or Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad, as he is known to his colleagues , has been named one of the world's most influential Muslims.

The hitherto unnoticed Mr Winter, who has an office in Cambridge University's Divinity Faculty, where he is the Shaykh Zayed Lecturer of Islamic Studies, has been listed ahead of the presidents of Iran and Egypt, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, and the chairman of the Palestine Liberation Organisation, Mahmoud Abbas. "Strange bedfellows," he concedes.

Everyone knows the greatest influence on Ahamadinejad was a glass of pear juice . . .