"the people of the DPRK are hardening their resolve to take merciless revenge upon south Korea's Lee Myung Bak regime"

What got them so mad? The present article doesn't say. However, an article entitled "Towering Grudge of DPRK's Army and People against Lee Myung Bak Group of Traitors" mentions "carelessly hanging portraits of the peerlessly great men of Mt. Paektu and scrawling unspeakable defamatory words below them." The ultimate crime!

Upon hearing the Friday statement of a spokesman for the Supreme Command of the Korean People's Army, the people of the DPRK are hardening their resolve to take merciless revenge upon south Korea's Lee Myung Bak regime that defamed the dignity of the DPRK supreme leadership.

All of them, who value the dignity of the DPRK supreme leadership more than their lives, have waited for a chance to finally settle accounts with the Lee group of traitors, a group of villains.

Han Song Rim, a researcher at the Academy of Social Sciences, told KCNA:

All servicepersons and civilians of the DPRK are burning with wrath at traitor Lee Myung Bak.

The successive ruling quarters of south Korea dared not commit such vile crimes against the DPRK as Lee, a dirty guy inferior to a beast, did

This group of traitors should be destroyed to the last at any cost.

O Chol Hun, a worker of the Pyongyang Steel Factory, said:

We can no longer stand such provocations.

Our hearts are burning with the strong will to throw the Lee group of gangsters into a melting furnace.

The group will soon come to see what a retaliatory, sacred war to be waged by the DPRK without mercy and limit, is.

So Ung Chol, a student of Pyongyang University of Mechanical Engineering, said:

We are determined to take arms to annihilate the group of traitors to the last man. This is the resolve of all the people including students.

The group of traitors, including Lee Myung Bak, Kim Kwan Jin and Jong Sung Jo, will come to clearly see how they are punished by the nation for their hysteric acts and remarks.

By action we will make merciless reprisals on them.

When morning comes, and the "group of traitors" has not been annihilated "to the last man," is someone at North Korean News going to get the idea that all this volcanic bluster makes them look intensely silly? We'll never know probably.