Zionist Death-Matriarchs and Death-Antelopes

As reported by the ever-watchful EOZ, the Zionist regime has now added Matriarchs to its arsenal, causing great concern to Muslims. Adding further to its use of controversial weapons, the Zionist entity has also begun to use Antelopes:

Fears over Hezbollah's moves against Israel have prompted the regime's military to resort to using antelopes to fight the Lebanese movement.

The animals have been deployed to the northern borders of Israel to clear the foliage which the military fears could function as cover Hezbollah fighters, the daily Ha'aretz reported.

Antelopes are known for their ability to eat large quantities of vegetations.

And considering the vegetative mental state of the typical Nasrallah follower, that makes these Zio-lopes quite threatening!

"The animals were first brought to Israel more than 30 years ago as part of a project to raise them at local zoos before sending them to Europe," the daily added.

Israel waged a war against Lebanon in summer 2006 but soon afterwards found itself unable to confront Hezbollah fighters who used guerilla tactics the Israelis were not familiar with.

The 33-day war resulted in a heavy defeat for the Israeli Army, after the United Nations Security Council Resolution 1701 called on Israel to withdraw all of its forces from Lebanon.

But, of course, Anteloples don't recognize UN resolutions. They're right, by the way, this was reported in Ha'aretz. (Hat tip to Aussie Dave for the phrase "Zionist death blah blah.")

By the way: In case you are wondering about whether this blog thinks it is possible for Rachel Immeinu to appear to Israeli soldiers, the answer is yes.