Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Ahmadinejad becomes cab-driver
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has decided that his current line of work has not been working out so well lately and he has resolved that he can do a better job of thwarting the plots of the World Arrogance and bullying powers by becoming a cab-driver. He declared recently that someone who finds the right fares can earn as much as 50 dollars an hour, thus frustrating the conspiracy of the Big Satan and the fake usurper Zionist regime to prevent the economical development of the Islamic Ummah. Ahmadinejad also proclaimed, "Iran will not yield one iota of its cab-driving rights," adding that it was willing to share advances in cab-driving technology with other Islamic nations.