Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day Falls on Shushan Purim this year

Meryl Yourish reminds us that March 15th is Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day. That also happens to be Shushan Purim. That seems to call for a song parody:

Once there was a wicked, wicked gal
And Ingrid was her name, sir
She wanted to make Postville poor
Though they were not to blame, sir

Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
And eat meat in our kreplach

Now Cindy is the Gold Star Mom
That the left does cherish
When she threatened to join Breasts not Bombs
Boy that sure did scare us

Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
And eat meat in our kreplach

Bennish taught the agitprop
Down in Colorado
A student with an MP3
Did spoil all his bravado

Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
And eat meat in our kreplach

Red State women all wear fur
And real men don't eat quiches
Let's repudiate the left
By eating other species

Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
Oh today we'll merry, merry be
And eat meat in our kreplach

Tags: PETA, EATAPETA, Ingrid Newkirk, Cindy Sheehan, Jay Bennish, Purim, song parodies