"Bean-flour Drink Given to Children and Students"

This thing goes on and on about the wonders of "bean-flour drink," finally culminating in the "spectacular scene" of paragraph eight:

The Workers' Party of Korea and the state are entirely responsible for the healthy growth of the children in the DPRK. A large quantity of bean-flour drink is being mass-produced and provided to all children and students everyday as required by the science of nutrition.

The "time for bean-flour drink" for the children and students reflects the WPK's noble view on the younger generation and the true nature of the best Korean-style socialism in the world.

The Pyongyang Children's Foodstuff Factory has so far produced more than 300 million liters of nutritive bean-flour drink so it might be provided to the nurseries, kindergartens and primary and secondary schools in the city everyday.

The vans carrying bean-flour drink are called "vans for kings." The total distance covered by these vans reached a total of 14,150,000 kms which equal to 354 trips around the world.

President Kim Il Sung made sure that the above-said factory was built in the city and that even a workshop for nutritive milk was set up for children in Juche 68 (1979).

1986 witnessed the start of bean-flour drink at the factory.

General Secretary Kim Jong Il unraveled all the knotty problems arising in the production of the above-said drink. He set the best time from the viewpoint of the science of nutrition as the time for serving the drink and took a special measure for enabling all the children and students in the city to have the drink simultaneously.

This unfolded a spectacular scene in which the above-said vans run along the streets of the city under a well-regulated supply system. These vans are given top priority in traffic in all the streets so that they may reach their destinations without a hitch. [...]

Do you think General Secretary Kim Jong Il could unravel all the knotty problems of fixing the oil-leak in the Gulf of Mexico? Maybe not--look at the gunk that gushes from his news agency:

It is the strong resolution of the servicepersons and people of the DPRK to boldly dash ahead toward a final victory with confident pluck and fixed will to build a thriving nation on this land by completing at one go the job done by others by making a thousand tries.

Herculean are the tasks before us but the drive for building a great prosperous and powerful nation is sure to be crowned with victory as long as there are the experienced and tested leadership of the Workers' Party of Korea and the heroic fighting spirit of all the servicepersons and people single-mindedly united around the Party and the leader.

The latest Haveil Havalim and KCC boldly dash forward with confident pluck and fixed will.