Don't want no J-bloggers 'round here

"Many of the 'Orthodox' blogs are moshvei letzim"
--Attributed to R. Micha Berger

J Bloggers got no yira
J Bloggers got no yira
J Bloggers got no yiras shamayim
They don't learn
And waste their time
Make up take-offs that don't rhyme
Don't want no J-bloggers 'round here
Don't want no J-bloggers 'round here

J Bloggers got no Torah
J Bloggers got no Torah
J Bloggers got no Torah to learn
Anu ameilim, veheim ameilem
Just post about devarim beteilim
Leitzanus and batlanus
I'm losin' my savlanus
Don't want no J-bloggers 'round here
Don't want no J-bloggers 'round here

J Bloggers are just as frum as you and I
And judgement is nigh
All blogs are holy on the day they die
It's an alma deshikra

J Bloggers got no yira
J Bloggers got no yira
J Bloggers got no yiras shamayim
Mevatel Torah
Mevatel z'man
Bedeep dudu
When they ba leKan
Ve'ein Talmudo beyado around here
Ein Talmudo beyado around here

Tags: Randy Newman, song-parodies, bitul Torah, bitul z'man, devarim beteilim