Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Suggested Chants for Counter-Protesters

Yesterday reports of a pro-Hizbullah demonstration in San Francisco outside the Israeli Consulate appeared at various blogs. The chants reportedly included the following:
Black, red, brown, white!
We support Hezbollah's fight!
We support Hezbollah's fight!
We support Hezbollah's fight!
We support Hezbollah's fight!
Black, red, green, blue!
Black, red, green, blue!
Black, red, green, blue!
Black, red, green, blue!
We support Hamas too!
We support Hamas too!
We support Hamas too!
We support Hamas too!
It is conceivable that chants of this sort will occur again, and some of us might even find ourselves in the role of counter-protesters. Therefore I am suggesting the following counter-chants:

Four, three, two, one--they're a fifth column!

One, two, three, fo'--send those guys to Git-mo!

Osama clones, Osama clones--FBI, tap their phones!

If anyone wants to suggest other counter-chants, feel free to comment.

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