Wednesday, April 25, 2012

"Youth Vow to Become 5 Million Human Bullets and Bombs"

I assume that means their starting number is 5 million. If, say, 3 million youths became "5 million human bullets and bombs," that would be quite a trick, even for the might of Songun:
Youth and students held a meeting at the Youth Park Open-air Theatre in Pyongyang on Tuesday to vow to beat to death the group of rat-like Lee Myung Bak, the sworn enemy.

A statement issued by a spokesman for the Supreme Command of the Korean People's Army was read out to be followed by speeches.

At a time when the whole mankind is unsparing of its admiration and praise of celebrations of the Day of the Sun as they fully demonstrated the invincible might of Songun Korea and the true picture of single-minded unity, the group of rat-like Lee Myung Bak perpetuated without hesitation such hideous provocations as daring hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK, they said, and went on:

The hooliganism perpetrated by this rat-like group, obsessed with confrontation with compatriots, is the crimes that put the successive ruling quarters and dictators of south Korea into the shade and a blatant challenge and a clear declaration of a war against the DPRK.

The hearts of the youth and students across the country are burning with the determination to wipe out the hysteric group, the root cause of misfortune from this land, to the last man.

Now is the time for the young people who grew up under the care of the great Songun brilliant commander to mercilessly punish the provocateurs, they declared, volunteering to join or rejoin the Korean People's Army.

Once the Supreme Commander of the KPA issues an order, the youth and students will become 5 million human bullets and bombs to deal retaliatory blows of justice to cut off the windpipes of rat-like group at a single strike and accomplish the historic cause of national reunification.

A resolution of revenge was adopted at the meeting.
Why doesn't it occur to them that if this is all just talk and they don't do anything, they'll look awfully Songun foolish?

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