Sixteen Posts

Some people think a blog
Is made out of sweat
And puttin' in time
Til your wife wants a get
If you think that's true
Just view your stats
You'd get more readers with pictures of cats

You post sixteen times
What do you get
A measly two comments
and a Jihad threat
You feel appalled when you view your stats
'Cause they get more readers with pictures of cats

I blog at night when the sun don't shine
The rest of my life
Has gone into decline
I try to be brilliant when I can
But the thing loads slow 'cause of HaloScan

You post sixteen times
What do you get
A measly two comments
and a Jihad threat
You feel appalled when you view your stats
'Cause they get more readers with pictures of cats

If you see me bloggin', better step aside
The political spectrum is a-gettin' too wide
The next post's a-talkin' 'bout Kim Jong Il
If the right wing don't get you, then the left wing will

You post sixteen times
What do you get
A measly two comments
and a Jihad threat
You feel appalled when you view your stats
'Cause they get more readers with pictures of cats

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