Ever notice that there are three different Iranian officials named "Gholam"?
I think each one should have his own theme song, just to help Judeopundit readers keep things straight.
First there is Intelligence Minister Gholam Hossein Mohseni Ejei.
Gholam Gholam Gholam, Head 'em up and 'roll em
Prove you can control 'em, Ejei!
Next we have Government spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham:
See Khomeini shinging so brightly (Ho-Ho-Ho-Hossein)
Reckon he's big and I reckon rightly (Ho-Ho-Ho Hossein)
I'm here to inform the Olam
Gonna show you why I'm Gholam Elham
And last but certainly not least, Majlis Speaker Gholam-Ali Haddad-Adel:
He's not the Imam
He's not the Imam
He's just the Gholam
Ali Haddad!
(Bonus quiz: Name those tunes)
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